40+ Headlines for 2023

Headlines I’m expecting to see in 2023. (This doesn’t mean I agree or endorse them) 

Griner Returns 

Ishbia Doesn’t Wave a Foam Finger

Monty Has Words with Ayton 

Paul Retires 

Off the Kliff

Dilly, Dilly(we will see and hear this wayyyyy too much) 

Wildcats Advance to Final Four

Diamondbacks Closer Still Unclear 

The Day Cher Played the Activity Center in 1990 

No Chicken Dance by Ishbia to Pop

Badger Time

Every Mercury Game Soldout 

Tempe Voters say “No”

The Day AC/DC Played the Activity Center in 1991  

Ayton Traded 

Murray Says He’s Not Unhappy 

Murray Says He’s Happy 

Cardinals Not Concerned with Murray 

QB Concerns

Frustrated 

Crash and Burn 

_______________Arrested 

_______________Suspended 

Last Link to Goldy Traded

Sun Devils to Sweet 16

All in the Family – Saguaro Football Names Mohns Replacement

Highland left out of the Open Playoff

Wildcats to Holiday Bowl 

Purdy Cool (another one we will see way too many times) 

McCoy Returns for 52nd season behind Suns mic 

The Day MC Hammer played the Activity Center in 1990 

A Little Bullpen Help, Please

Lopes Up and Into March Madness

Phoenix Rising FC Not Moving 

Sun Devils Back to El Paso 

Cursed! 

___________Enters the Transfer portal(this may become a weekly occurrence)

Hello, my name is: Hurley. Introduces 2023 Team

Wilson Named Cardinals General Manager 

Hard Knocks

Wide Left 

Wide Right 

Outside Looking In

Booker Snubbed

Suns set on Pelicans

Joker on Suns 

Morant Backs Up Tough Talk